More People Killed By Hillary Clinton Than By Sharks In Last 25 Years
Submitted by IWB, on July 7th, 2016
by Baxter Dmitry
Humans have an inbuilt fear and distrust of sharks, much like the voting public’s instinctive response to Hillary Clinton. This primal fear of sharks and Clinton may be well founded, according to researchers, as sharks and Clinton combined have killed over 75 people on American soil and in American waters since 1990.
However Clinton has the edge over sharks in the deadly predator stakes, with the presumptive Democratic nominee allegedly bumping off 46 adversaries while sharks have only accounted for 29 in that time.
Everybody is talking about Hillary Clinton being above the law, after the FBI recommended against chargesdespite having enough evidence to indict and convict – but keen Clinton observers are compiling lists of the adversaries she has had silenced.
According to private detectives, Hillary’s most recent hit was John Ashe, the former United Nations General Assembly President, who was about to testify against her. Musclebound Ashe met his fate in a ‘bizarre gym accident’ – crushed to death by a barbell to the neck.
“Ashe was about to begin trial for a bribery charge involving Chinese businessman Ng Lap Seng. who had been implicated but not charged in the 1996 “China-gate” scandal for funneling illegal donations to Bill Clinton’s re-election fund through Arkansas restaurant owner Charlie Trie. Ashe was supposed to testify about Hillary’s links to Ng Lap Seng later the same day he died,” according to the list maintained by whatreallyhappened.com.
In contrast, sharks have not killed anyone in the US since April 2015 when an unconfirmed shark, presumed to be a tiger shark, mauled a snorkeller at a popular surfing spot known as ‘The Dumps’ near Makena, Maui.
Becoming a deadlier predator than sharks is impressive, considering it is estimated there are hundreds of thousands of sharks operating in American waters, but there is only one Hillary Clinton. This means the former Secretary of State is hundreds of thousands of times deadlier than your average shark.
According to thepoliticalinsider.com, the list is extensive.
“For example, Mary Mahoney was a Clinton White House Intern who was executed brutally at a Starbucks she was managing in 1997. As a lesbian, she became close friends with all of the interns of the early Clinton administration, and they would seek her advice after Bill’s sexual advances. She would have been a star witness during the Clinton impeachment trials.
And don’t forget Clinton White House Council Vince Foster, who was found dead in Ft. Marcy Park in Washington, D.C. He supposedly killed himself with a shotgun, and was found a few days later with a suitcase that contained a shredded suicide note.
Foster knew the Clintons from his time at Rose Law Firm in Arkansas, and had intimate details of the Clinton’s financial situation. Apparently, he made a phone call to Hillary Clinton just hours before his death. The person who found him never saw a gun.“
An anonymous FBI insider who recently did an AMA (Ask Me Anything) with 4chan, admitted that Hillary’s adversaries often ‘have a habit of dying‘ and the exact same can be said of shark’s adversaries – if you are in their territory, flapping about like a wounded seal, they will take you out, silence you, and make absolutely certain you will never be able to testify in court.