BREAKING: Democratic Party Calling “Emergency Meeting” To Consider Replacing Hillary Over Health
Posted on September 12, 2016
It is with great trepidation that we must report that apparently the Powers That Be within the Democratic Party are considering drafting a replacement for former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton after a video of her possibly collapsing from heatstroke or pneumonia emerged today. Emmy-winning MSNBC and al-Jazeera reporter David Shuster tweeted out that:
After weeks of having to put up with right-wing conspiracies about Democratic nominee Clinton’s health, it does appear that the sixty-eight year old politician is having some issues. The idea that Secretary Clinton is less healthy than her competitor, Donald Trump (70) is frankly ludicrous; it’s not former candidates/competitors like John McCain (80) or John Kerry (72) or Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT, 75) are any younger or healthier.
Of anyone in the world, we can assume that Clinton will receive the best medical treatment there is, and watching any of her speeches makes it obvious that her mental faculties are still just as strong as they ever were.
Possible replacements for Hillary, if it comes to that, are likely runner up Bernie Sanders and Vice Presidential candidate Tim Kaine. Let’s hope she gets through this and regains her good health as soon as possible to defeat Donald Trump and keep the Oval Office in Democratic hands.